I am totally my mother's daughter.
The examples are endless, from my taste in decor to my ability to show my distaste in a single look. My dark sense of humor? Hers. Ever wonder where I get my gypsy powers from...yep her again. So it only makes sense that I would share her love and obsession with The Royal Family.
That's right, those Brits are fascinating to us. We can't get enough of it. The fashion, the scandel, and especially the weddings.
Let me take you back in time to the year 1981.The wedding of Prince Charles to Lady Diana. It was the wedding of the century or something like that. Everyone was super excited and wanted to watch it. My mother purchases a $300 used VCR to record the festivities. Because VCR's weren't a household staple yet my parents slept that night with the TV on as well as the volume because they weren't sure if it needed to be like that to record. I have seen that wedding a gazillion times because my mother had that tape.
Back to present day. Prince William is finally going to marry Kate Middleton. I am super excited, as are my girlfriends for a new royal wedding. I started planning my royal wedding party/sleepover to watch it live. It was going to be super fun.
Then they announced the date of the wedding. April 29th.
April 29th...meaning April 30th is the next day.
April 30th is the BFF's wedding date.
Why is the universe punishing me??????? How can I possibly have my royal wedding watching party/sleepover at 3 in the morning and then get up and help my best friend get married? I can't. It's just not fair. I think that someone needs to change the day they get married, and my BFF has had her date set for about 10 months now, so I don't think it should have to be her...I'm just saying...
Well, at least in this day and age we have DVR.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
It's been a little while since I've blogged, and I have a beehive full of thoughts or things to talk about, but I cannot focus very well to make anything of them. Until then I thought a little q&a might help me get abck into the swing of things...
1- When was the last time you cried?
last night, I experienced my first migraine.
2- Have you ever faked being sick?
the last time I did it was to go to an interview for my current job, and I had a panic attack from lying. I don't like to lie about things like that.
3- What was the last lie you told?
I don't lie...but I will avoid the question.
4- Have you ever cried during a movie?
ever since All Dogs Go To Heaven when I was six years old...just cried at Harry Potter the other day, and I think the best is The Blind Side...I started crying even before the movie started, which my friends were quick to make fun of me for :)
5- Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
Harry Potter himself...
6- Have you ever danced in the rain?
no, I have expensive shoes, but I'm not saying I never will...
7- Have you ever been drunk?
drunk off life...oh, you mean like the moonshine? Yeah.
8- Have you ever tried drugs?
nothing man made.
9- Do you smoke?
cigarettes and I have a love/hate relationship. I would love to be able to smoke, but I want other things more.
10- What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?
I don't think anyone has ever dared me to do anything...quick! someone double dog dare me, then I will know what the answer is.
11- What is your full name?
EAC
12- What is your blood type?
I have no clue.
13- Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes
14- How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?
14
15- Who was your first kiss?
some dude
16- Have you ever had an online relationship?
with ebay
17- Do you believe in karma?
I think that our energy is put out into the world, so either negative or positive energy will surround you depending on whether you are a positive person or a negative person. I feel that when you are being your personal best that you will be blessed for it.
18- How would you describe yourself?
loyal, outgoing, happy, hardworking, intuitive.
19- What are you afraid of?
spiders, rodents, robots taking over the world.
20- Are you religious?
please see name of blog for this one
21- Do you play any instruments?
the piano, and I attempt to whistle.
22- What kind of music do you like?
I pretty much like it all. My ipod library is super eclectic...I'm pretty much always in the mood to rock Queen.
23- How many piercings do you have?
that I currently use, 2. That I have holes to show for, 10.
24- Who makes you laugh?
my dad, watching The Office, Hello Kitty when she does her Who Let The Dogs Out dance.
25- Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
ok, so I'm going to have to go with Jennifer Aniston on this one, because I know that we would become best friends. But not BFF's. I wouldn't replace my current one, even for Jennifer Aniston. That's LOYALTY.
26- Who do you have a crush on?
George W Bush.
27- Have you ever seen a dead body?
yes
28- What happens when you die?
that all depends on what you do here.
29- What sterotype would you label yourself as being?
I look preppy/conservative.
30- If you could go back to one point in time in your life where would you go?
I would never have smoked that first cigarette.
31- Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
that depends, if it's something the person could change in an instant I would tell them the truth, but other than that I hate to be the one to burst someone's bubble unless they are a close person to me, and they are ok with the raw honest truth.
32- What do you want your friends to think about you?
I want them to know that I try my best everyday.
33- What is the biggest arguement you've ever gotten into?
I remember getting into huge arguements with my parents when I was a teenager, all over stupid stuff. Sorry mom and dad.
34- Have you ever bitten anyone?
yes
35- Have you ever stolen anything?
ONE thing...BFF knows what's up, all I'm going to say is icecream cones.
36- Do you remember your dreams?
only the gypsy ones.
37- Is your best friend a virgin?
BAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I wouldn't know :)
38-What is your favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye
39- Do you have a collection of anything?
shot glasses.
40- How do you feel at this exact moment?
brilliant
1- When was the last time you cried?
last night, I experienced my first migraine.
2- Have you ever faked being sick?
the last time I did it was to go to an interview for my current job, and I had a panic attack from lying. I don't like to lie about things like that.
3- What was the last lie you told?
I don't lie...but I will avoid the question.
4- Have you ever cried during a movie?
ever since All Dogs Go To Heaven when I was six years old...just cried at Harry Potter the other day, and I think the best is The Blind Side...I started crying even before the movie started, which my friends were quick to make fun of me for :)
5- Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of?
Harry Potter himself...
6- Have you ever danced in the rain?
no, I have expensive shoes, but I'm not saying I never will...
7- Have you ever been drunk?
drunk off life...oh, you mean like the moonshine? Yeah.
8- Have you ever tried drugs?
nothing man made.
9- Do you smoke?
cigarettes and I have a love/hate relationship. I would love to be able to smoke, but I want other things more.
10- What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare?
I don't think anyone has ever dared me to do anything...quick! someone double dog dare me, then I will know what the answer is.
11- What is your full name?
EAC
12- What is your blood type?
I have no clue.
13- Have you ever been in a car accident?
yes
14- How old were you when you recieved your first kiss?
14
15- Who was your first kiss?
some dude
16- Have you ever had an online relationship?
with ebay
17- Do you believe in karma?
I think that our energy is put out into the world, so either negative or positive energy will surround you depending on whether you are a positive person or a negative person. I feel that when you are being your personal best that you will be blessed for it.
18- How would you describe yourself?
loyal, outgoing, happy, hardworking, intuitive.
19- What are you afraid of?
spiders, rodents, robots taking over the world.
20- Are you religious?
please see name of blog for this one
21- Do you play any instruments?
the piano, and I attempt to whistle.
22- What kind of music do you like?
I pretty much like it all. My ipod library is super eclectic...I'm pretty much always in the mood to rock Queen.
23- How many piercings do you have?
that I currently use, 2. That I have holes to show for, 10.
24- Who makes you laugh?
my dad, watching The Office, Hello Kitty when she does her Who Let The Dogs Out dance.
25- Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
ok, so I'm going to have to go with Jennifer Aniston on this one, because I know that we would become best friends. But not BFF's. I wouldn't replace my current one, even for Jennifer Aniston. That's LOYALTY.
26- Who do you have a crush on?
George W Bush.
27- Have you ever seen a dead body?
yes
28- What happens when you die?
that all depends on what you do here.
29- What sterotype would you label yourself as being?
I look preppy/conservative.
30- If you could go back to one point in time in your life where would you go?
I would never have smoked that first cigarette.
31- Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves?
that depends, if it's something the person could change in an instant I would tell them the truth, but other than that I hate to be the one to burst someone's bubble unless they are a close person to me, and they are ok with the raw honest truth.
32- What do you want your friends to think about you?
I want them to know that I try my best everyday.
33- What is the biggest arguement you've ever gotten into?
I remember getting into huge arguements with my parents when I was a teenager, all over stupid stuff. Sorry mom and dad.
34- Have you ever bitten anyone?
yes
35- Have you ever stolen anything?
ONE thing...BFF knows what's up, all I'm going to say is icecream cones.
36- Do you remember your dreams?
only the gypsy ones.
37- Is your best friend a virgin?
BAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! I wouldn't know :)
38-What is your favorite book?
The Catcher in the Rye
39- Do you have a collection of anything?
shot glasses.
40- How do you feel at this exact moment?
brilliant
Thursday, October 28, 2010
FYI why I have not posted anything in recent weeks...my free WiFi went away a month ago. It was very sudden and I took it hard. I have finally decided to move on and have signed up for AT&T Uverse internet and cable. And because I am so good at accessorizing I purchased a flat screen TV and blueray player to go along with my new found cable.
So more on life and such later. I hope everyone has a super safe halloween :)
So more on life and such later. I hope everyone has a super safe halloween :)
Sunday, August 1, 2010
My dad and I went to the State Fair, we like to go every year together to partake in all the sight-seeing and eating. What I mean is, we like to look at all the info-mertial like booths and eat fat on a stick. Why else would we go to the Trashy People Mecca of California?
While we were looking at the booths we passed the Democatic Party Booth. They had a cutout of Obama. My dad and I almost peed our pants, and I told my dad to stand next to him so I could get a picture. My dad gave me his blackberry, and I took one, and it came out all blurry like the photos in that movie The Ring when someone is going to die, then I took another one and the same thing happend. Well, my dad didn't want to wait around for a third try and frankly neither did I. I was worried that someone might mistake us for actual Obama supporters. So we went on our way. About 5 minutes later we landed ourselves at the Republican Party Booth....f the democrat donkey booth, ours had TWO lifesize cutouts. One of Ronald Reagan, who everyone knows is my all-time favorite president ever, and the other one of Sarah Palin. So we decided to put my dad in the middle of them and try again with the picture. This one turned out great, but I couldn't help but laugh because even though I am 90% Republican, my dad, Mr GOP himself looked as if he was actually taking a picture with the REAL Palin and Reagan. Bless his heart, but more importantly, God Bless the United States of America.
While we were looking at the booths we passed the Democatic Party Booth. They had a cutout of Obama. My dad and I almost peed our pants, and I told my dad to stand next to him so I could get a picture. My dad gave me his blackberry, and I took one, and it came out all blurry like the photos in that movie The Ring when someone is going to die, then I took another one and the same thing happend. Well, my dad didn't want to wait around for a third try and frankly neither did I. I was worried that someone might mistake us for actual Obama supporters. So we went on our way. About 5 minutes later we landed ourselves at the Republican Party Booth....f the democrat donkey booth, ours had TWO lifesize cutouts. One of Ronald Reagan, who everyone knows is my all-time favorite president ever, and the other one of Sarah Palin. So we decided to put my dad in the middle of them and try again with the picture. This one turned out great, but I couldn't help but laugh because even though I am 90% Republican, my dad, Mr GOP himself looked as if he was actually taking a picture with the REAL Palin and Reagan. Bless his heart, but more importantly, God Bless the United States of America.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Video Killed the Radio Star
Ok, so I wasn't going to talk about this because frankly I'm slightly embarrassed that I did this, but eh, who am I kidding? I do a lot of embarrassing things.
I called into a radio station this morning.
There, I said it...I know so dumb right?
WRONG
****WARNING!!! I AM ABOUT TO GET ON MY SOAPBOX SOON. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME FROM OH SO HIGH ON MY LOVELY SOAPBOX THAN JUST GO WATCH THE LINK OF THE HARRY POTTER PREVIEW AGAIN AND STOP READING NOW.****
I swear I am not the type to usually do something like this, but I could not help it. It all started with me getting into my car at 7:30am to drive in traffic for an hour just to get to work. I usually listen to Sarah and Vinnie in the morning because they are awesome, but this morning my radio was already on another station when I got into the car so I got sucked in. But seriously, listen to Sarah and Vinnie, 97.3...so funny!
I guess this station does confession thursday or something but they had this 20 year old guy on the show who said that he lied to women about being an extra in the movie Twilight and that he had basically nailed 3 chicks and (in his own words) "A Twilight Mom" But then the Twilight Mom calls in! Her name is Nancy and she says that she's pretty sure she's the mom he is refering to because how many other guys in the Sacramento area are out there claiming to be an extra in the Twilight movie? My guess, I'd say none before today, but probably a good handful now that this guy was on the radio talking about his lame way of getting laid.
So Nancy goes on to say that she feels "sick to her stomach" and is "pissed" that this little douche bag lied to her. She explains that she had met the guy through her daughter, and that she was 40 years old.
This is when I get irritated enough to reach for my phone. I was risking a cell phone ticket for driving while talking on the phone to comment on this dumb broad, that's how upset I was!
I didn't say too much on the actual radio, I'm trying to calm it down a bit. First I will tell you what my conversation was like on-air and then I will go on into more detail about how I really feel about Nancy, and as I go to sleep tonight I will pray that somehow Nancy finds my blog and actually reads what I have to say about her pathetic ass.
Ok, so basically what I said on the air was that I thought Nancy was not cool, that she is a mom and how gross is she. Her daughter introduced her to the guy, and that my mom would never do anything like that (I also, when told what the defenition of a virgin was at five years old was shocked to find out that my mother was not one. Go figure, but she swears that is the day that I removed her from her pedestal) I also said that if some guy came up to me and used that he was and extra in Twilight as a pick up line I would be like, "who really gives a shit?" I called her pathetic.
What I really wanted to say, but didn't want to be too much of an asshole on the radio is that Nancy is a great example of what is wrong with our society today.
I am dead serious.
Look, before I go on, I am aware that there are women who end up with younger men. I am not judging dating a younger guy, as much as I am judging giving away your vagina for free because a guy, who probably banged your daughter with the same line, told you some crazy bullshit story.
Now I will continue.
IF I WERE NANCY this shit would have never went down. I don't give a damn if Robert Pattinson himself came up to me, you don't just do that! I know that 99% of us have in the past made stupid mistakes, but you learn from them, and by the age of 40 I hope to hell that you will have learned the lesson by then. Especially if you are a mother. Come on, be a grown up.
Nancy, you are a pathetic loser. These are your rules to follow from now on when it comes to your vagina.
Nancy, do you realize that slutty people like you and possibly your daughter are the reason that women like me have to work a million times harder to have men respect us and not just try to get into our pants? Do you realize that everytime you casually give up your vagina you are validating to all men out there that all of us women will do the same? And why are you going to get mad at this guy for tricking you? That's what guys do! They try to get some whenever they can. When I was 13 my dad had a "sex" talk with me. It was about thiry seconds long. Do you know what he said? "Guys think about sex all the time. Guys are ready to have sex all the time. If the wind blows, they're ready."
I didn't really understand what he meant at the time, but I figured it out pretty quick. Nancy, my dad is correct. If you and all the other vagina giver-outers would stop being so quick to give out the goods men would have to try harder, they would have to actually get to know a woman before she shared. Stop allowing men to behave this way ladies, and maybe they will stop making up lame ass ways to try and get some.
And by the way, I think that this stations morning show is cool too now.
I called into a radio station this morning.
There, I said it...I know so dumb right?
WRONG
****WARNING!!! I AM ABOUT TO GET ON MY SOAPBOX SOON. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME FROM OH SO HIGH ON MY LOVELY SOAPBOX THAN JUST GO WATCH THE LINK OF THE HARRY POTTER PREVIEW AGAIN AND STOP READING NOW.****
I swear I am not the type to usually do something like this, but I could not help it. It all started with me getting into my car at 7:30am to drive in traffic for an hour just to get to work. I usually listen to Sarah and Vinnie in the morning because they are awesome, but this morning my radio was already on another station when I got into the car so I got sucked in. But seriously, listen to Sarah and Vinnie, 97.3...so funny!
I guess this station does confession thursday or something but they had this 20 year old guy on the show who said that he lied to women about being an extra in the movie Twilight and that he had basically nailed 3 chicks and (in his own words) "A Twilight Mom" But then the Twilight Mom calls in! Her name is Nancy and she says that she's pretty sure she's the mom he is refering to because how many other guys in the Sacramento area are out there claiming to be an extra in the Twilight movie? My guess, I'd say none before today, but probably a good handful now that this guy was on the radio talking about his lame way of getting laid.
So Nancy goes on to say that she feels "sick to her stomach" and is "pissed" that this little douche bag lied to her. She explains that she had met the guy through her daughter, and that she was 40 years old.
This is when I get irritated enough to reach for my phone. I was risking a cell phone ticket for driving while talking on the phone to comment on this dumb broad, that's how upset I was!
I didn't say too much on the actual radio, I'm trying to calm it down a bit. First I will tell you what my conversation was like on-air and then I will go on into more detail about how I really feel about Nancy, and as I go to sleep tonight I will pray that somehow Nancy finds my blog and actually reads what I have to say about her pathetic ass.
Ok, so basically what I said on the air was that I thought Nancy was not cool, that she is a mom and how gross is she. Her daughter introduced her to the guy, and that my mom would never do anything like that (I also, when told what the defenition of a virgin was at five years old was shocked to find out that my mother was not one. Go figure, but she swears that is the day that I removed her from her pedestal) I also said that if some guy came up to me and used that he was and extra in Twilight as a pick up line I would be like, "who really gives a shit?" I called her pathetic.
What I really wanted to say, but didn't want to be too much of an asshole on the radio is that Nancy is a great example of what is wrong with our society today.
I am dead serious.
Look, before I go on, I am aware that there are women who end up with younger men. I am not judging dating a younger guy, as much as I am judging giving away your vagina for free because a guy, who probably banged your daughter with the same line, told you some crazy bullshit story.
Now I will continue.
IF I WERE NANCY this shit would have never went down. I don't give a damn if Robert Pattinson himself came up to me, you don't just do that! I know that 99% of us have in the past made stupid mistakes, but you learn from them, and by the age of 40 I hope to hell that you will have learned the lesson by then. Especially if you are a mother. Come on, be a grown up.
Nancy, you are a pathetic loser. These are your rules to follow from now on when it comes to your vagina.
- You are not allowed to bone your daughter's friends, aqaintances, co-worker etc.
- You are not allowed to be in the same catagory as STOOOPID young girls who fall for pickup lines from douchebags.
- You are not allowed to show your vagina to anyone who is not old enough to purchase alchohol.
- delete any myspace or facebook page you may have.
- you must stop treating your daughter like she is your friend.
- you are not allowed to wear anything that reads BEBE across the chest or JUICY across the butt.
Nancy, do you realize that slutty people like you and possibly your daughter are the reason that women like me have to work a million times harder to have men respect us and not just try to get into our pants? Do you realize that everytime you casually give up your vagina you are validating to all men out there that all of us women will do the same? And why are you going to get mad at this guy for tricking you? That's what guys do! They try to get some whenever they can. When I was 13 my dad had a "sex" talk with me. It was about thiry seconds long. Do you know what he said? "Guys think about sex all the time. Guys are ready to have sex all the time. If the wind blows, they're ready."
I didn't really understand what he meant at the time, but I figured it out pretty quick. Nancy, my dad is correct. If you and all the other vagina giver-outers would stop being so quick to give out the goods men would have to try harder, they would have to actually get to know a woman before she shared. Stop allowing men to behave this way ladies, and maybe they will stop making up lame ass ways to try and get some.
And by the way, I think that this stations morning show is cool too now.
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